Subject: Funny situations between boys & girls
Content: BOY : I can't leave you ... GIRL : Do you love me so much?? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?? BOY : Were you away?? GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What time was it?? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me ... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ... BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ... BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ... GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ... BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!! BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance? GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday? GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! GIRL : Okay, get out!!! BOY : Shall we go and see a film? GIRL : I've already seen it!!! BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together? GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
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