Funny Sports Quotes - Funny Quotes about Sports

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
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We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Costello: That's what I want to find out.
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I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust 'em.
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My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. (Horse Feathers)
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And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
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We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
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He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
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And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
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The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
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That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
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The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
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"[O. J. has] an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a headfake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed... (on some of the ways O. J. Simpson can kill)

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tic is a good one i was just lol  Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
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and this one is alien driver lol

the drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
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Khalid jan,

We used to use the first quote a lot when were playing soccer: We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Thanks for sharing, 

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